1.Do you have lead?
No.We have only gold.
2.Who leads your team?
John.
3.Can you jump from here?
Why?Don't you like me?
4.What is a long jump?
It's an olympic game.
5.How old are you?
27 years.
6.How many ears do you have?
Only two.
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1.Where is your better-half?
Who said I have one?
2.You are my dearest wife?
How many others do you have?
3.Do you get full rest?
Only at times.
4.Why are you resting in the office?
I can't do at home.
5.Do you accept the blame?
How can I?
6.Who blames you?
Only you,in the house.
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