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1.Where is the lodge?
It's near the hospital.
2.Did you lodge a  complaint?
No. Not yet.
3.Why do you wear a grumpy face?
What else do you want me to do?
4.Did you face him?
No.How could I?
5.Did the knight sleep at night?
Yes.he did.
6.Is it night or day?
Sorry.I don't know.
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1.When does he tell lies?
Only when he lies on his bed.
2.Have you seen the lice?
I can see plenty on your head.
3.What lays eggs?
The hen.
4.Who lays the table?
The housekeeper.
5.Who discharges his duty well?
One who gets good pay.
6.How was the discharge?
Very meagre.
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1.Did you give him the present?
No.I couldn't.He was not present.
2.Do you like your work?
No.Not at all.
3.Who works very hard?
Only who are very sincere.
4.Where is the NO_MAN land?
Sorry.I don't know.
5.Did it land in the airport?
Yes.
6.What is your project?
To project it on the screen.
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1.Did you win the contest?
Yes. I did.
2.Who contested with you?
Mr.John
3.Is it a thrill to be here?
Yes.
4.Areyou thrilled to see me here?
Yes.really.
5.Is this an original one?
Yes.
6.what did you find?
a 50 cents coin.
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1.Where"s the bed spread?
It's there.
2.Who spreads the butter?
The cook.
3.Who is your only support?
My father.
4.Who supports you now?
My wife.
5.Who has left it here?
Your Mrs.
6.Which one,the right one or the left one?
The right one.
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I'll tell you some incidents.You can learn from them English.
I saw a lion standing on the line.
I saw a bear right there.
It was holding a bare wire in its hand.
It said it was its birthright to hold the bare wire.
Nothing was there on the right of the bear.
It said it liked the fruits.
The lion asked,'Which ones?'
The bear pointed out the tree and it said,"This tree bears many sweet fruits".
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Once a monkey lived on a tree.
It saw a donkey standing under the tree.
The monkey was holding a key in its hand.
"Where is the lock?" asked the donkey.
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He rode a horse .  Both the rider and the horse were on the road.
There was a well in the middle of the road.
The rider asked his friend,"How are You?"
He replied,"I am well.Thank you.
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A pretty girl was going to the fair.
She entered the bus and took her seat.
The conductor came and asked for the fare.
She said she was fair and she need not pay the fare.
The conductor said,"You are really fair but it is not right to go to the fair, without paying the right fare".
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The king was sitting on his throne.
He asked all the courtiers,"Who has thrown these arrows here?"
The courtiers could not hear and they didn't reply.
He once again called all of them and told them,"
Attention.All of you see here."
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My father asked,"Who plays violin there?"
I said,"I don't know."
He asked me again,"Do they all play violin in their house?''
I replied,"Yes. They do."
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My friend asked me,"Do you know this?"I replied,"NO"
For whom is this lesson?
Not for me.
How far is the moon from  here?
I don't know.
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Do you like gifts?
Yes. surely.
Who gifted you this?
My uncle.
Did you thank him?
Yes.I did.
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What is the charge?
You exceeded the speed limit.
What is the speed limit?
5 miles per hour.
Why do you limit my speed? Don't you see I am a rabbit?
Yes. I see,but you cannot exceed.
How much is the charge?
Only Dollars.25.00
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Where is the date?
It is in the kitchen.
How did you date her?
By giving two dates.
On what date did you give her those dates?
On 25th.
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